the best years of your life?

oh college. the best years of your life.

for his first two years, Kanye stayed pretty much to himself. he was still so hurt by his ex and way to scared to go out and meet more people. he spent a lot of time on his studies and talking to his professors. he managed to write one more independent studies paper AND a thesis. you over achiever you!

but junior year something strange happened. he was at the gym minding his business, trying to preserve his sexy, and she walked in. Katelyn Tan. She was just mellow and her laugh - wow, he'd never heard anything like it (neither have i, it's really distinctive. ha). they hung out, played chess even went on a date. she was great. she didn't call all the time to check up on him, was always happy to see him, they never argued.

so it was great. he was dating again and it wasn't affecting his grades or anything. in fact, he still had tons of time to devote to his favorite past time. he played so much chess he maxed out his senior year!

that wasn't the only exciting that happened senior year. one night Kanye was dead asleep when he heard a pounding on his door. "what in the....?" he thought. then the door was busted open and this chick was making chicken noises. now he was angry!

Oh hell no! Get outta here girl! I'm trying to get some sleep!

Silence! You don't speak. Just turn around and do what I say and there will be no problems.

what was happening?!?! he'd never been arrested his whole life and now this.

A limo? This is crazy! I knew i should have gone to Columbia instead.

blindfolded and handcuffed, Kanye was beginning to panic, but he couldn't go out like a punk. he jut sat silently for what seemed like hours. finally they took off the blindfolds and handcuffs and this is what he saw:

it's the secrety society, all we ask is trust. it's the ROC!

wow Kanye was a member of the ROC! that's crazy. and guess who else was one too - that's right Katelyn. he was so happy he could share this moment with her. they were so connected. when he got home, he felt like a new man.

when he got home, he had one thing on his mind. one last thing to do before he left school. he needed to show Katelyn she was the one he had been waiting for. the next day over brunch, he popped the big question.

she said yes. Omg she had actually said yes! this has been the best year of his life. and now he was going to graduate with a 4.0. crazy.

he had been reading in Black Enterprise that Jacksonville was one of the top places for Black families. tt was up and coming, so it was affordable. and there was barely any crime, a great place to start his crime empire (remember, his ltw is to be a criminal mastermind). so Jacksonville was the place to be.

he finished purchasing everything he would need for his new place. now he had a big boy room.

all he has to do is call and cab and kiss Katelyn goodbye. they agreed to wait until she finished her studies before they got married.

all grown up. i don't know about this outfit... ha. guess you should wear a suit when you're going to meet the realtor...

peace out Kanye! See you in Jacksonville.